I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?