P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?