P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?