P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on