Who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs?" I said, "Come on then, they are down here." He said, "Tallulah, the answer to who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs is... me!!!!

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

Maybe he overreacted a bit." - "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland".

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being