You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

And that's when it fell off in my hand

Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.