You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.