I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Maybe he overreacted a bit." - "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland".