As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

Love is a many trousered thing.

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.