I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.