Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice...) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig. I will 'pop' round because guess who lives at the Blind Pig? It is not a blind pig, it is Alex.

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.