He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.
Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
And that's when it fell off in my hand
I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being
Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.