When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.