Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.