People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.