Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes as long as she stays put!

Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!

Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.