Somebody tell my fam I got a gambling problem.

I'm the light skinned version of Mandingo, I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo.

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.

It don't take a lot to make me happy. I'm not spoiled like that.

It's a drought in your brain.

I told her, "I got the chips if you got the dip." She said when I dip, that I better be equipped and keep my hand on her hips.

We're in a digital age where it's cool to be on your iPhone all the time. All of out-of-school activities my daughter has such as piano one day and acting another day and dance another day are about getting her away from that. People are on video games and their phones, and it's taking up all their mental space.