When someone tells me what he or she was doing the first time they heard a song of mine, then I've done a good job. If my song becomes about your life, then I'm successful.

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

There's no bad luck, There's just the luck you've found.

She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her.

Who keeps on loving you when you've been lying, saying things that ain't what they seem? God does, but I don't. God will, but I won't.

Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.