Just at the turn of the tide, nature held its breath - no bird sang, everything seemed to be waiting and waiting. And then, sure enough, as if someone had flicked a switch, everything started in motion again.

Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height.

A lady is as young as the gentleman she feels," said Roy and cackled happily.

Isn't it sad that we only get upset about nasty things happening to people and places if television decides we should?

religion's for those who believe in hell and a spiritual belief is for those who've been there.

Clever plastic surgery can restore an appearance of youth, but nothing changes the expression of age and experience in the eyes.

Okay, I'm lazy. But being lazy is a talent. Sometimes it takes an awful lot of work.