Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!
I'll be peeing like a champion in no time
Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved.
Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.
Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.
I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.