Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.

Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved.

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time

Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.

I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.