Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Come up and see me sometime.