A man's kiss is his signature.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.