An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.