Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.