The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
men are not realists - only women are.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.