Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.