Ice is nice at any price.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.