A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.