Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood ... Life elsewhere was real and slippery and struggled in the arms like a big fish dying in air.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.