It takes two to get one in trouble.
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.