Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.

men are not realists - only women are.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Live close, visit often.

Well behaved women do not make history.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?