I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.