It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

I'm single because I was born that way.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Live close, visit often.

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.