It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.