Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.