It takes two to get one in trouble.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.