It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.