Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.