I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

You are never too old to become younger!

Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.