His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.