Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?