Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.

When in doubt take a bath

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.