The score never interested me, only the game.

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?