The score never interested me, only the game.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.

Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.