I'm single because I was born that way.
Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
Never ask a man where he has been.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.