I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I'd like to see Paris before I die.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present