I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.