The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.
If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action