I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.