I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.