It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.