Tira: Whatever you're thinkin' you're wrong. I only like him like a brother. You ain't got nothin' to worry about. . . . Say listen you. A better dame than you once called me a liar and they had to sew her up in twelve different places. You're lucky I'm a little more refined than I used to be. And if you was as much a lady as I am, you'd get out of here before I get real sore. Alicia: You haven't a streak of decency in you. Tira: I don't show my good points to strangers. I'll trouble you to scram.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

When in doubt take a bath

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.