Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
It's not what you say, but how you say it!
Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.