men are not realists - only women are.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

A hard man is good to find.