It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.