If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.