Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
You are never too old to become younger!
Well behaved women do not make history.
Never ask a man where he has been.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.