Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.