I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?