You are never too old to become younger!
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.