Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.