Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.