Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the.