Pour him out of here!

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

... love is banality to all outsiders.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.