Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.