Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?