Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Beulah, peel me a grape

Live close, visit often.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.