He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.

Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.

Look your best - who said love is blind?