Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.