Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

You are never too old to become younger!

I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.