Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.