Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.