Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Live close, visit often.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.