I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.