He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

I like a man what takes his time.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.