The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.