Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.