If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.